Indiana Danny and the Green Huffy

Our adventure begins in a pawn shop on the outermost edge of a town of depraved sexual acts and moral decedance. Not just any pawn shop, mind you, but *the* pawn shop. The same pawn shop where Indiana Danny defeated the dreaded Professor NoName. Amid the many curiosities stands our hero. Browsing through the latest additions to the two wheeled transportation and staring longingly out of the nearest tempra smudged window, he thinks to himself, "If only there were something I could do to cure global warming and the rapid melting of the polar ice caps..." And while mindlessly spinning the wheel of a "gently used" green huffy, it occurs to him, "Damnit! I could buy a bicycle! Instead of driving 2 miles to work, I could ride it and lower the global temperature by at least 2 degrees! Not to mention, I'd save money on my car insurance by switching to geico." Dashing quickly to the counter and avoiding falling dvd cases along the way by climbing onto the nearest computer tower and sprinting off in a haphazard fashion, our hero grabs the pimple-faced clerk by the shirt collar, knocking the latest edition of "Throb" out of his sweat drenched hands and screams, "I want that huffy! It's of dire consequence that I have it! The safety of our ice caps are at stake here!" Gleaming about his purchase and pushing the "gently used" bicycle from the shop, he stops a moment on the sidewalk and thinks, "If only I could do more."